Well, hi everybody… it’s me Lucky back for another week of Lucky’s Stars, where I’ll tell you what the stars and planets have in store for you pets this upcoming week!

Well, as you know it’s October and Halloween is just around the corner.  I’ve been trying to figure out what to dress up as this year.  I thought I’d go with a TV theme this year.  I’m kind of torn between being Jack Bow Wauer, or, Doctor Gregory DogHouse!  We’ll see what kind of mood I’m in…either killin’ people or savin’ em!  Heh heh… now don’t get upset, that was just a joke!

Anyways… we’re gonna take a quick pause… for some messages, then we’ll be right back with this week’s pet horoscopes!  Don’t nobody go nowhere!!

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Welcome back to Lucky’s Stars!  I’m your host, Lucky and each week I’ll give you the pet horoscopes for the week.  This week I’m talking to the pets, so if you’re listening and you’re human, I’m depending on you to pass along this information to your pet.  Here we go….

ARIES
March 20-April 18
Did you lose your favorite squeaky toy?
This week, it's bound to turn up, and in a place where you least expect it to be! Don't growl and wonder who took it away from you. Just be glad you have it back and let playtime begin! 

TAURUS
April 19-May 19
This week, it's time for you to kick back, relax, and generally take it easy. Last week was pretty exciting for you, but this week, you're free to unwind.
But don't stay cooped up indoors all day. Get your human to take you out in the yard for some sun, and maybe you can even meet some new friends.

GEMINI
May 20-June 20
Going to the groomers and having a bath is never a fun experience, but this week, you'll probably rethink that, especially since you're starting to look super-scruffy! Expect your human to take you out for some primping this week.

Just think of how great you'll look afterwards and all the treats you'll get for being such a good pet!

CANCER
June 21-July 21
Guests will be coming this week, so you'd better be on your best behavior! Try being friendlier for a change and make sure you practice some great new tricks to wow the crowd.
You might even get a nice new toy or a great meal out of it!

LEO
July 22-August 21
This week, you may be feeling a little down especially since you're missing some of your playmates. It's summertime and your family's kids are off having fun with their friends! If you really want them to play with you, put on your cutest face and look at them soulfully--they won't be able to resist!
Try impressing your humans with an all-new trick, too.

VIRGO
August 22-September 21
That dog you thought was your friend will be snarling at you this week! But before you snarl back and get into a fight, get a grip on your temper first and find out what could be causing this. He may just be having a bad week right now, so try to avoid him at the moment. Before you know it, he'll be coming round again and asking you to play!

Okay, we’re about half way through the zodiac… so I think this is a prime time to take a quick break for some prime rib…. Mmmm.  Yeah I’m going to go grab me a bit, while you all hear some prime messages…  be right back!

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Welcome back to Lucky’s Stars on PetLifeRadio, where each week you get the lowdown on what the stars and planets have in store for your pet.  I’m your host, Lucky, and now let’s get on with the zodiac.

LIBRA
September 22-October 22
It's birthday season for you, so be prepared for a lot of new toys coming your way! Expect to be treated like the king or queen that you are, but remember not to be overconfident. You're still expected to behave! Is that any way to celebrate a birthday? you might be growling.
Just remember that everyone will love you even more if you're on your best behavior!

SCORPIO
October 23-November 21
Time for you to meet up with some of your pals. It'll be a great idea for you to head to the park and get some exercise. There will be some new faces there, and one of them is bound to become one of your best friends!
Remember to play nice!

SAGITTARIUS
November 22-December 20
You probably ate something that didn't agree with you, that's why you're not your usual active self this week. Try to keep from messing up the living room rug, but don't worry--even if you do, your human won't get mad at you.
Next time, stay away from old biscuits under the bed.

CAPRICORN
December 21-January 18
The neighbor's cat is hanging out on your yard again and it's starting to get on your nerves. Stay calm and don't get your tail in a twist. Just give it your coolest stare and it will back off eventually.
 

AQUARIUS
January 19-February 17

You've been fighting the urge to chew on your owner's brand-new sandals these past couple of weeks. Keep fighting it; no good will come out of it. Work off the temptation by asking her to take you out on walks more frequently.

PISCES
February 18-March 19
Another trick AGAIN? You're getting really tired of practicing, but just keep that happy smile on your face and that tail wagging. It's all worth it for a treat, a big hug from your owner, and the fact that you're getting smarter, too!

Okay, that wraps up this week’s pet horoscopes.  If any of you out there have any comments or questions, or just want to say hi to the old Luckster, you can email me at:  lucky@petliferadio.com.  That’s lucky@petliferadio.com, and I’ll either answer your question by email or on one of my future shows.

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So until next time, this is me, Lucky saying… keep looking up at the stars, but watch where you’re walking… you may step in something!  I’m Lucky, and I’m out!