Pooped Out
Is your litter box really worth a crap? You don't have to spend your life spelunking for kitty crusties. Today on Quirky Cat Nips, we'll share some paw-some alternatives to traditional litter boxes. Meow Kitties!
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Announcer: Pet Life Radio This is Pet Life Radio.
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Announcer: Let's talk pets.
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Announcer: Cat lovers and feline friends, it's time for Adele Park's Quirky Cat Nips.
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Is your litter box really worth a crap?
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If you're tired of spelunking for kitty clumps, listen up.
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You don't have to deal with someone else's crap every day.
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I became intensely interested in this subject when I brought home a felony poopitrator named Allison.
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To say the least, I was dismayed to discover even a wee little kitty produces an astonishing amount of toxic sludge.
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A week into Allison's arrival, I couldn't take the stench trench any longer.
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I simply don't have the Constitution to wander into this kind of nuclear fallout on a daily basis.
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Scouring the internet, I found a site offering self-cleaning litter boxes.
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Gadzooks!
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Was this the answer to Allison's Stanky Stool Show?
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It was worth 200 bucks to find out.
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The self-cleaning litter box I got uses crystals to dissolve the not-so-festive yule logs laid by my sweet little kitten.
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According to the instructions, you only have to change the crystals once a month.
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I wouldn't recommend waiting that long.
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I usually clean out the crap trap two times a week.
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But do the math, that's still five glorious days of not having to root around for poop tarts.
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As an added bonus, the crystals don't track through the house like regular kitty litter, so it cuts down on the mess.
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In summation, if you have any sort of self-love, consider getting a self-cleaning litter box.
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Unless, of course, you like to start your day hunting for coagulated kitty gruel.
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Don't be a jerk, listen to the quirk.
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Quirky Cat Gets Ghosted, that is.
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This zany audiobook by Adele Park is The Cat's Meow.
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Find out what happens when a ghost gets trapped at the DMV and requires the assistance of a snarky cat named Skitters to help her cross over.
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Announcer: I'm so happy I could heave hairballs.
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Quirky Cat Gets Ghosted.
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